Trump to televise Festivus tonight

[Henry203]

He will air his grievances for an hour straight.

[boston bean]

1. I can see it.

[newdeal2]

2. Melania already put up the stripper pole. Requires very little decorating

Only question is, who will he wrestle with?

[fujiyamasan]

4. He'll have Melania wrestle in some Jello or mud

Maybe with Alana Hanna. I think she’s free.

[tavernier]

3. I think Christmas Eve dinner at my friend's house tonight

won’t include the AntiChrist. The sudden drop in temperature and the foul smells would ruin her beautifully planned seafood supper.

[Swede]

5. "I've got a lot of problems with you people!"

[marble falls]

6. Take the Festivus pole and beat him with it.

[lark]

7. Finally, a suggestion that would be meaningful to most of us!

Although, what he deserves is jail for life for treason!

[marble falls]

8. A Festvus from the rest of us.