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usonian

(21,838 posts) Wed Oct 22, 2025, 11:30 AM Wednesday

How to Join ICE (The Onion)

Tooo Tooo Tooo many steps to repost here.

https://theonion.com/how-to-join-ice/

8 steps (beats 12 steps, eh?)

I'll just add a graphic I found that summarizes step 1

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How to Join ICE (The Onion) (Original Post) usonian Wednesday OP

This step sized it up for me... allegorical oracle Wednesday #1

allegorical oracle

(5,868 posts)

1. This step sized it up for me...

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Wed Oct 22, 2025, 12:04 PM

Wednesday

STEP 4
If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may
instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog.

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