White House Tries to Shake Off Trump's Bizarre Hand Make-Up

[Zorro]

Trump was speaking to reporters when a camera zoomed in on the president’s hand.

The mysterious recurring bruise on the back of Donald Trump’s right hand reappeared on Tuesday, prompting a fresh wave of concern over the president’s health.

Trump, 79, was spotted with a healthy dose of flesh-colored concealer on his hand as he was photographed boarding Marine One at the White House on his way to Pittsburgh. Trump was speaking to reporters about Russian President Vladimir Putin when a cameraman spotted his hand and zoomed in for a closer look.

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt told the Daily Beast that the bruise is due to the president’s serial handshaking.

When asked if any medical reasons could explain the bruise, Leavitt said, “President Trump is a man of the people and he meets more Americans and shakes their hands on a daily basis than any other President in history. His commitment is unwavering and he proves that every single day.” Leavitt made similar comments last month.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-explains-after-trumps-hand-pictured-caked-with-makeup/

[Hugin]

1. Serial handshaking... Oh, okay.

[cos dem]

5. Is it anything like the rattlesnake shake???

Ugh, sorry for the imagery...

[Hugin]

7. I was struggling, but you went there.

I didn’t think anyone would get the tadpole shake.

[The Madcap]

31. More like a sea monkey

I will see myself out now.

[Hugin]

32. Let this be a lesson... He didn't stop when he needed glasses.

I’m right behind you.

[markbark]

8. "Serial Handshaking"

....because it sounds better than "tertiary syphilis"

[underpants]

2. Not only is everything wrong, cruel, and stupid with the Clustertrump much of it isn't even real.

No one can tell him he has no clothes.

[bucolic_frolic]

3. I can't come up with any medical procedures

that would involve the same hand all the time. Not that I have any expertise in this area. So I'd guess surgery for some reason, and it's taking time to heal.

[Hugin]

10. That's because you're limiting your thinking to real world medicine and therapy.

Who knows what Trump’s gaggle of smooth worm brained charlatans, snake oil hucksters, and prayer huddle legislators have talked him into. Remember, he believes bleach is injectable.

[RockRaven]

4. Hey, reporters: Don't ask why he has a bruise. Ask why he is trying and failing to hide it.

[kentuck]

6. I'm almost as old as he and I get bruises all the time on my hands and arms...

It happens when you get old.

Most of the time you don't even know how it happened?

I suppose this is what is happening with Trump's bruises?

It just shows that he is "old".

[buzzycrumbhunger]

28. No, this is not simple senile purpura (old lady bruises)

He’s likely getting IVs for something, hence the infiltration bruising. Given his severe edema (all those ankle pix showing up this week again), I’m hoping it’s his heart… but I’d be happy to see virtually anything end him, just so he’s gone.

[brush]

9. He shakes a lot of hands, huh? Who wants that crappy make-up on their hand..

after shaking his hand with the mysterious bruise?

The man's hand is horribly imiscoloredd...something is wrong. Is he diseased?

[Maeve]

11. Yeah, and isn't he a germophobe who doesn't like to shake hands??

[brush]

13. That's rght. That lyng press sec'y Lseavtt sure know how to spin.

[indusurb]

12. This IS health related

First of all since when is Trump, a known germaphone who shuns physical contact as much as possible, a "serial handshaker"? Second, why isn't the bruising showing up on the sides of the hand, where the most pressure is applied during a handshake, instead of the back of the hand, where little pressure is applied?

Finally, and I know from experience, that bruising, which shows up on generally a monthly basis, is the result of two things. First, he is getting an IV treatment for some reason, every month. The back of the hand is where they stick you, especially older patients, because it is an easier stick. Secondly, to leave such a bruise he has to be on a blood thinner. Even in older patients, you don't get that kind of widespread. bruising unless you're on a blood thinner. As such this means he has a heart problem, is at risk for strokes, or some combination thereof. Combine the two, IV treatments and blood thinners, and you have a man who could kick off at anytime.

[global1]

14. Is He Getting A Drug Infused At The Back Of His.....

hand?

[Prairie Gates]

18. Agreed...monthly treatment / infusion combined with thinners

[FalloutShelter]

26. My mother had congestive heart failure

And was infused on the back of the hand. Also had lower extremity adema and blue lips and eye sockets, (hence the increasingly bizarre make up).

He’s on a banana peel.

[llmart]

23. ..."you have a man who could kick off at anytime."

Please don't toy with me.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

29. Exactly!

[usonian]

15. Who's for a microchip?

How big is that?

[zappaman]

16. Hope he's ok!

Be awful if something bad were to happen to him!

[Prairie Gates]

17. "the bruise is due to the president's serial handshaking"

Holy Jesus!

[BoRaGard]

19. Repubes need some fresh new lies

since their standard lies are so shitty

[spanone]

20. Why does the media even talk to this person?

[MagickMuffin]

21. How many times at his rallies did he walk the rope line?

Zero is the answer.

He always showed up late, keep em hostage, then as soon as he finished his hateful remarks, he leaves the stage. He does not touch the unwashed. He just loves their adoration of him. That’s all he ever cares about.

So

How many of his maga base get to golf with him. He always can find time to golf, which I guess doesn’t affect his game.

[tanyev]

22. Grabbed something he really shouldn't have, and got cursed?

[llmart]

24. Why does that picture of his hand...

remind me of an elephant's skin?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. Health cover-up? Trump's swollen ankles and makeup spark questions

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GwA35qEW8AAWV8s?format=png&name=4096x4096

[Mike Nelson]

27. I know...

... ditch the ordinary Band-Aid and give him one of those big white things that grew his ear back!

[Arazi]

30. No bruising ever on Joe Biden's hands

[usonian]

33. Microchip implant. NT

[Rebl2]

34. Seems like

trying to hide bruising from IV infusion.

[Ms. Toad]

35. Um . . . try shaking hands with someone.

Is that where the fingers (which might squeeze to cause a bruise) fall?

(The thumb falls there, but anyone squeezing hard enough to cause a bruise with their tum will also cause a bruise with their fingers - on the outside of the back of the hand.)