How do you know when TSF is lying?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

[wcmagumba]

1. When he opens his mouth?

Or is it?

[Clouds Passing]

2. 24/7 His entire self lives in a lie.

[Initech]

3. Are his lips moving? Yes? Then he is lying!

[2MuchNoise]

4. When he's breathing.

[dchill]

5. Only when he's exhaling.

[jmowreader]

6. The presumption is that's all he does

The real question is how to tell when he isn’t. The rule there is, the more painful or insane what he’s saying is, the more likely it is he’s telling the truth.

[mercuryblues]

7. his hemorrhoids are flapping in the...ah...smelly wind.

[Raine]

8. When his lips are moving. 🤥 nt