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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI had a very vivid dream this morning.
I was driving a big conversion van down a city street, when suddenly I heard and felt a loud thump. I looked in my rear view mirror, and saw that I had hit and run over Donald Trump.
Not knowing what to do I kept driving. In my rear view mirror I saw that he had gotten up, was shouting angrily, and pointing at my van.
I lay awake then for about an hour, thinking oh shit, there's gonna be a knock on my door soon.

Clouds Passing
(4,984 posts)Moostache
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electric_blue68
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Kid Berwyn
(20,530 posts)Perhaps someday the world will catch up with such visionary leadership and drive their own bespoke RVs.
Harlan Crow and Clarence Thomas know the feeling.
justaprogressive
(3,919 posts)are you really sure it was a dream?
2MuchNoise
(146 posts)H2O Man
(76,853 posts)As John Lennon sang in "I've Got a Feeling" from a rooftop, "Everybody had a wet dream."
spanone
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Jack Valentino
(2,160 posts)I stop the van and put it into reverse.... then into forward.... then into reverse....
and so on
PlanetBev
(4,326 posts)Thats swell. You cant even kill him in a dream.
I would have tried to go back to sleep and have one more go at him.
canetoad
(19,059 posts)Surely you could have slipped into reverse and had another try.....