Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Gunned down by some lunatic who mistook him for a solar panel salesman?

Expertly sliced to pieces by some hero on Bluesky with some kind of energy sword?

Dragged bodily into the hereafter by the spirits of fallen service personnel who are sick of his shit?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[NewHendoLib]

1. Picked off by a Putin drone for calling him crazy?

[sop]

2. No, Melania didn't punch him in the mouth as they deplaned AF-1, causing him to bounce down the boarding stairs.

[surfered]

3. Clubbed to death by angry mob of trophy wives

[C_U_L8R]

4. On a permanent golf trip

Must have kicked the bucket and the bone spur kicked back. He won't be missed.

[SheltieLover]

5. Crushed into grease spot by Harvard lawyers?

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Fatal wound ffom fleaon's chainsaw tantrum over x outage?

Drown in a backflow of catsup after learning of EU / Greenland deal?

[malaise]

6. No but he and his best buddy

appear to be having problems so he’d better stay away from windows.

[twodogsbarking]

7. Learns that Melaaaaaaniaaaaa's trophy is for sharpshooting.

[The Madcap]

8. Eaten by alligators

At the Par 3 17th pond after bouncing it there with his fourth mulligan.

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[hlthe2b]

10. ...Waiting, Waiting, Waiting...

"Will it never end?"

[Gimpyknee]

11. JFC. Give it a rest.

This is how divided our nation has become. Wishing a death on Memorial Day.

[Orrex]

12. Au contraire

I wish for his death every day, harrumphing pearl-clutchers notwithstanding.

[Aviation Pro]

13. Memorial Day is for honoring our fallen

Draft dodgers deserve nothing especially after this screed.

“HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH WARPED RADICAL LEFT MINDS, WHO ALLOWED 21,000,000 MILLION PEOPLE TO ILLEGALLY ENTER OUR COUNTRY, MANY OF THE BEING CRIMINALS AND THE MENTAO INSANE,THROUGH AN OPEN BORDER THAT ONLY AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT WOULD APPROVE, AND THROUGH JUDGES WHO ARE ON A MISSION TO KEEP MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS, GANG MEMBERS, AND RELEASED PRISONERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, IN OUR COUNTRY SO THEY CAN ROB, MURDERERS, AND RAPE AGAIN, PROTECTED BY THESE USA HATING JUDGES WHO SUFFER FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK, AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY. HOPEFULLY THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, AND OTHER GOOD AND COMPASSIONATE JUDGES THROUGHOUT THE LAND, WILL SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTERS WHO WANT OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL.”

[ChazInAz]

14. Revolting

Any other public employee who'd post something like that would be immediately called on the carpet and ushered from the building with his belongings in a box.

[Blue Full Moon]

20. I do hope the courts can save us from the criminal monster tRump

[CaptainTruth]

15. Today's meme

[Marcuse]

16. Get the widow on the set we love dirty laundry

[Wicked Blue]

17. Terminal bone spurs!

[Botany]

18. Everyday brings his passing closer.

His favorite meal is 2 Big Macs, 2 Filet of Fish sandwiches, and a chocolate milkshake along
with no exercise too. Just a matter of time.

[Nigrum Cattus]

19. Nope, not yet

keep checking

[republianmushroom]

21. Damn, not yet, but there is hope, the day is not over yet.

Don't care how, just get it done Lord.