Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Found with a cello bow mysteriously jammed in his carotid?

Intimate paper cut from wiping his ass with the Constitution?

Choked on garbage food at ridiculous meme coin dinner event?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[C_U_L8R]

1. Hoisted on his own petard

Again.

[surfered]

2. In a surprise late night purge, Russel Vought & Stephen Miller put Trump and Vance on administrative leave.

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream,.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Any minute . . . . . .

[SheltieLover]

5. Murdered by criminal insurrsctionist guest invited to WH?

One day closer...

[Gordcanuck]

6. No, he's busy with

his new deal with Putin to send ICE deportees to Siberia.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

7. When trump passes, we will be like the Land of Oz

Link to tweet

[twodogsbarking]

8. Stopped to pay a toll on his way to golf. Was greeted by the Sonny Corleone welcoming committee.

[Joinfortmill]

19. Good one.

[Wicked Blue]

9. Mistakenly loaded onto a deportation flight

and dumped in Cecot

[Gimpyknee]

10. Insipid.

[hlthe2b]

11. "Leave 'em to me!"

[malaise]

14. Bwaaaah

😀😀

[twodogsbarking]

12. Taken out by a mystery country. Every country is suspect but only one can be the hero.

[malaise]

13. No but

The courts are killing his EOs

[CaptainTruth]

15. A meme for today.

[Silent Type]

16. Please. Today he's putting on a chitshow at the West Point graduation. He just pardoned them for all minor infractions.

Save us all.

[republianmushroom]

17. Damn, had high hopes this morning before I turned on the TV.

Nothing but another day closer.

[Joinfortmill]

18. Sigh. Satan said, 'No way!"