Truth or Fiction?

[dcweed]

The Nations Republican:

Washington – As work continues on coordinating President Trump’s June 14 birthday parade, White House staff continues to fine tune Mr. Trump’s apparel for the event. According to inside sources, a recent decision by the president to shun the usual blue business suite and red tie in favor of a military-style uniform has required some “original thinking”.

No president since George Washington has worn a military uniform while in office. Regardless, according to an anonymous White House source, Mr. Trump had two designs studied; a hybrid model combining elements of all services, and one “unique to the office of president”. The latter has now been selected. It will all white, feature contrasting epaulets, cuffs, collar, and scroll work, include conspicuous gold braid and honorific medallions, and “project the enormity of the office, the country, and President’s absolute dominance of the world”, according to the source, who is close to the President.

[rsdsharp]

1. Great. Oppenheimer said "I have become death."

Trump has become Hermann Göring.



This can’t be real. Not even Trump is that fucking stupid.

[Srkdqltr]

2. Maybe he will finally have clothes that are properly tailored.

[Norrrm]

3. Trump does not want to salute the military. He wants the world to see the military salute him.

[Norrrm]

4. He has some models.

[rickyhall]

5. I can't abide narcissists.

I just want choke them. I can't help it.

[Rhiannon12866]

6. Sorry, he's a few decades too late to decide to join the military. Have his "bone spurs" finally healed??

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. Custom tailoring for a blimp is expensive.

I'd just go with something simple and tasteful, off-the-rack, from the Idi Amin Boutique.

[yonder]

9. Needy Amin indeed

[Bernardo de La Paz]

8. Fiction. Your source is not a source.

I searched: "Nation's Republican"

Got nothing.

[dcweed]

11. Good catch Bernardo

It took a few minutes to find a name that sounded right but did not tread on any copyright.
W

[Bernardo de La Paz]

14. Well done. . . . . nt

[BoRaGard]

10. G.O.P.-style 'Draft-Dodger Casual' is appropriate for insulting the troops

[Ping Tung]

12. He's trying to convince them that he doesn't regard them as just cannon fodder to kill and die for his ambtions.

Is he going to sing and dance for them? Is he going to molest the flag again?

[Grim Chieftain]

13. There is no depth too low for the orange bastard

and his minions. As the saying goes, blow back is a bitch. It's coming.