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St. Peter's office
A number of high profile celebrities, including the Donald, kick the bucket at the same time and are queuing up outside St. Peter's office to face judgement.
Ron De Santis goes in first. Then a wizened old crone is ushered in.
St. Peter:
'Ron De Santis, you have led a shameful and blameworthy life. Your fate is to spend eternity with this wizened old crone.'
Then it is the turn of Elon Musk. Another wizened old crone is introduced.
St. Peter:
'Elon Musk, you have led a shameful and blameworthy life. Your fate is to spend eternity with this wizened old crone.'
Lastly, Donald J. Trump makes his entrance whereupon Scarlett Johansson is brought in.
St. Peter:
'Scarlett Johansson, you have led a shameful and blameworthy life....'