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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Borowitz Report-Trump Claims Springsteen Not Born in USA
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-claims-springsteen-not-born
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a series of furious Truth Social posts penned in the early hours of Wednesday morning,
Donald J. Trump claimed that the singer Bruce Springsteen was not born in the USA.
If he has a US birth certificate, which I seriously doubt, then the middle name on it would be Untalented, Trump wrote. Hes not half as good a singer as Kid Rock.
Even if he was born in the USA, that would not automatically make him a citizen, he added. Pam Bondi is looking into this.
Offering a rationale for his claim, Trump noted, Springsteen is a Kenyan name.
If he has a US birth certificate, which I seriously doubt, then the middle name on it would be Untalented, Trump wrote. Hes not half as good a singer as Kid Rock.
Even if he was born in the USA, that would not automatically make him a citizen, he added. Pam Bondi is looking into this.
Offering a rationale for his claim, Trump noted, Springsteen is a Kenyan name.
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The Borowitz Report-Trump Claims Springsteen Not Born in USA (Original Post)
LetMyPeopleVote
May 21
OP
The sad thing is that Been A Dick Donald is such a petty asshole that this is quite believable.
MarineCombatEngineer
May 21
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tanyev
(46,530 posts)1. I can totally see it happening.

malaise
(284,542 posts)2. Hilarious
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MarineCombatEngineer
(15,540 posts)3. The sad thing is that Been A Dick Donald is such a petty asshole that this is quite believable.

Bo Zarts
(26,011 posts)4. PROOF that Springsteen is a Kenyan!!!!!
Or maybe Obama is a BOSS ..
Omnipresent
(6,908 posts)6. Trump is a living cartoon character!
