Guy that constantly brags about acing his cognitive test can't even open a box

[riversedge]

And recall that Trumpy does not know how to close an umbrella to get into AF1 either!!




Guy that constantly brags about acing his cognitive test can’t even open a box

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[mr715]

1. Yeah, lets not pretend he was ever a shining star

Even in his youth.

Now, in his twilight years, he shines as brightly as tarnished lead.

[benfranklin1776]

17. Or a dried up poo 💩 pile

Which serves more of a useful purpose to humanity than him.

[kiri]

25. Bad boxing is a bad product

Nobody can open boxes anymore. The glue and plastic guys have won. It takes sharp razor blades, enormously strong finger nails to find a seam.

""Packaging is part of the Product"" Lousy packaging >. ....

If we turn it over and over and can't find an "open here" arrow, we just leave it at checkout.

[Walleye]

2. "Mommy, I can't do it. Can you do it for me?"

It’s obvious he’s never had to solve a real problem on his own. He’s not capable of it.

[riversedge]

4. Agree!

[rubbersole]

6. Failing Upwards.

That's a big FU for donnie.

[lastlib]

3. Actual physical tasks are beyond him.

His limit is feeding himself, swinging a golf club, and opening his anus-mouth.

[Marthe48]

10. Are you sure he feeds himself?

N/t

[lastlib]

20. Well, I've seen him eat a hamberder.

It was hard to watch, but he did it--by himself.

[EYESORE 9001]

5. Tiny fingers

[SomedayKindaLove]

7. Authoritarian strongman

Struggles with box. Somewhere Melania is in the arms of a luxury hotel doorman smiling.

This is what happens when “the help” opened all your Christmas and Birthday presents.

[peggysue2]

8. I know I'm constantly dragging on Trump but . . .

He looks terrible. He's hunched and slow and his complexion is sickly, even under all that makeup.

[Wicked Blue]

11. Good

[IronLionZion]

12. I keep praying for God to take care of this problem sooner than later

[buzzycrumbhunger]

30. Why is it taking so long?!

[calimary]

35. Totally.

[stage left]

28. Good

I hope he feels just as terrible.

[Maru Kitteh]

31. Oh, but please do continue!

I’m just going to go ahead and speak for everyone here on this one.

[misanthrope]

33. I have noticed the exact same thing in recent weeks

I think his aging process is likely to begin accelerating soon.

[Brainfodder]

9. If I owned a business I would hook up a mini PC to main TV and loop this ALL DAY!

Prop comedian dress rehearsal?
The basics, I think he forgot basic manners, basic civility, basic decency, oh yeah did he ever meet them in the first place?
Walked in front of the Queen in a zigzag pattern was it?

[NJCher]

15. Not to mention

Lurking around Hillary on stage at
the debate.

[Iggo]

13. Dude hasn't worked a day in his life.

[julmur]

14. And

they all laugh, but President Biden was too old!

[ballardgirl]

16. Dumbo

I bet somebody got in trouble for that. As we know, nothing is his fault.

[LudwigPastorius]

18. I've got two cats who both could figure out how to open that.

[LymphocyteLover]

19. please use Bluesky links if you can

Their stable genius can’t open a box

— WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) 2025-05-20T14:54:15.124Z

[mr715]

21. Heh

But he sure can grab a box

[chouchou]

22. Poor guy, somebody moved the open part...Tricky...Tricky..

[JCMach1]

23. Not cognitive. Old man can't see

His narcissistic vanity wont let him use glasses.

[Faux pas]

24. Or

hold a glass of water or walk down a ramp

[czarjak]

26. The same guy that hasn't read The Bible for the same reason?

[SheltieLover]

27. Idiot.

[oasis]

29. When surrounded by so many flunkies, why try?

[rickyhall]

32. Gov in Blazing Saddles

[WinstonSmith4740]

36. One of my favorites!

And I'm sure "Give the President an hrumph" is a standing order.

[Grokenstein]

34. I had JUST said "Oh, give it to a grown-up, dim!"

...when he did exactly that.