Trump's Military Parade

[surfered]

Jack Ohman cartoon

[creon]

1. el gringo loco

wants every day to be his birthday

[BoRaGard]

2. "All suckers and losers are hereby ordered to kiss Krasnov's draft-dodging G.O.P. ass." - Heg's Seth

[JoseBalow]

3. The king is a fink!

[erronis]

6. Wizard of Id - sometimes some good ones in the dross

[IcyPeas]

4. Also: National Bone Spur Day

[erronis]

5. He'll probably need to sit on his royal commode for anything over 40 minutes.

I've always thought that he and his idol Nork-Kim look constipated most of the time. "Systems backed up, sir!"

[Grokenstein]

7. What an absolute load of BS!

Pete Hagsbreath would NEVER be capable of marching in formation! (Unless dim donnie deliberately put him in front of the tank to get rid of him.)

[Skittles]

8. just needs a reference to bonespurs

yes indeed

[kimbutgar]

9. i hope a massive tornado/ hurricane rain storm occurs

which causes it to be canceled or he has to endure the bad weather and he's miserable.

[GP6971]

11. It's still spring here.

[sheshe2]

12. They were gone before the jury came in!!!

My vote didn't count.

[GP6971]

13. I was late to the party...I responded to her

before I saw the MIRT thread.

[sheshe2]

14. Clarice needs to find a new last name.🤣

[LetMyPeopleVote]

15. Draft dodgers do NOT deserve a military parade

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

The only parade the taxpayers should be paying for with Trump is his final one.

$92 Million dollars is unacceptable to spend on a draft dodger’s birthday present/military parade.

You can’t push for wasteful spending cuts AND allow a draft dodger to have his ego boost.