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Orrex

(64,981 posts)
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 06:57 AM Apr 4

Is he dead yet?

Killed by a cabal of panicking hedge fund managers?

Killed by a coalition of desperate coffee drinkers?

Killed by following Dr. Oz' quack medical advice?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Apr 4 OP
I heard it was a hit and run on Wall Street. Emile Apr 4 #1
Yesterday it was penguins True Dough Apr 4 #2
Not yet malaise Apr 4 #3
Agreed on the bunker, but he has escaped Gordcanuck Apr 4 #33
or this idiot 😀 malaise Apr 4 #34
Re: Is he dead yet?? Canada Kid Apr 4 #4
As Senator Schiff said bdamomma Apr 4 #18
R are the only ones now and they could have done it on the first two impeachments Meowmee Apr 4 #37
Smashed into a wall when riding in Elon's Tesla on autopilot Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 4 #5
Attacked by Girl Scouts after stiffing them for cookies. twodogsbarking Apr 4 #6
Attacked by angry mob outraged by tariffs surfered Apr 4 #7
Just noticing it looks like they are on thin ice mdbl Apr 4 #13
That protest is tomorrow surfered Apr 4 #23
Awarded himself one golf championship too many C_U_L8R Apr 4 #8
Goes to the Saudi's to get a haircut before the golf tournament... MiHale Apr 4 #9
Disappeared by tech guys shocked he did what he said he would do SheltieLover Apr 4 #10
Keeled over after another long, rambling speech? mvd Apr 4 #11
Where is Eva Braun when you need her? NNadir Apr 4 #12
Magda enid602 Apr 4 #16
Fall! MWLib Apr 4 #14
Boom enid602 Apr 4 #15
I wish bdamomma Apr 4 #17
With an electric boat battery to weigh him down? AllyCat Apr 4 #21
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 4 #19
Thought about cracking ours open after Crawford AllyCat Apr 4 #22
Sleep is good. niyad Apr 4 #24
I awakened too early because of happy excitement instead AllyCat Apr 4 #26
Waking early with happy excitement is a good thing. I think the wins niyad Apr 4 #30
Coffee. I've started measuring every bit every morning AllyCat Apr 4 #20
Someone shot him on 5th Ave and got away with it? 58Sunliner Apr 4 #25
Don't raise my hopes!!! niyad Apr 4 #28
Sadly no, he always smells like that. Gary 50 Apr 4 #27
Snort!!! niyad Apr 4 #29
In anger over tariffs birdographer Apr 4 #31
Every damn day I hope to see your title EllieBC Apr 4 #32
. dalton99a Apr 4 #35
Come on God, I give a lot of thoughts and prays every night this will happen. republianmushroom Apr 4 #36
Hope he pays for murdering my father Meowmee Apr 4 #38
... SheltieLover Apr 4 #39
Please shuffle your fat ass off this mortal coil, Mr. Dump Blue Owl Apr 4 #40
Caffeine Zombies Hekate Apr 4 #41

Gordcanuck

(46 posts)
33. Agreed on the bunker, but he has escaped
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 10:51 AM
Apr 4

his press conferences by delegating responses to
his press secretary, an ace at trashing U.S. allies
at home and abroad iwith ill-informed bombastic nonsense.
Never thought I’d miss Kellyann Conway, an angel of dissembly.

Canada Kid

(77 posts)
4. Re: Is he dead yet??
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 07:12 AM
Apr 4

Just between the ears! I cannot believe that ONE man can cause so much anarchy all over the world...and yet no one can seem to be able to stop him. There must be a thousand crimes and violations of laws and regulations that have been committed so far that could be used to stop him! So where are all those hotshot lawyers?

bdamomma

(67,934 posts)
18. As Senator Schiff said
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 09:05 AM
Apr 4

on the floor of the Senate, We all got to say LOUD AND CLEAR.

NO YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C_U_L8R

(47,024 posts)
8. Awarded himself one golf championship too many
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 07:36 AM
Apr 4

Trophy shelf fell over and made an orange crush.

SheltieLover

(66,127 posts)
10. Disappeared by tech guys shocked he did what he said he would do
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 07:45 AM
Apr 4

Mobbed by angry penguins for being sucked into the cesspool of his screw ups?

Crushed under falling market prices?

Hope springs eternal...

AllyCat

(17,771 posts)
22. Thought about cracking ours open after Crawford
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 09:21 AM
Apr 4

and Underly won here Tuesday night. Alas, we got a good night’s sleep instead.

AllyCat

(17,771 posts)
26. I awakened too early because of happy excitement instead
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 09:33 AM
Apr 4

Of dread. That was a good night for Wisconsin as we are trying so hard to claw back from Walker’s destruction.

niyad

(123,140 posts)
30. Waking early with happy excitement is a good thing. I think the wins
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 09:42 AM
Apr 4

there call for celebration. One can always get more bubbly. So glad we do have sources here for that!

AllyCat

(17,771 posts)
20. Coffee. I've started measuring every bit every morning
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 09:17 AM
Apr 4

to ensure I can continue to afford it.

birdographer

(2,929 posts)
31. In anger over tariffs
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 09:49 AM
Apr 4

China stopped exporting orange spackle. His pores couldn’t take the exposure.

republianmushroom

(19,389 posts)
36. Come on God, I give a lot of thoughts and prays every night this will happen.
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 11:15 AM
Apr 4

Just do your part.

One more day closer.
50 months and counting, thank you Merrick the Meek.

Meowmee

(8,469 posts)
38. Hope he pays for murdering my father
Fri Apr 4, 2025, 11:53 AM
Apr 4

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that pos is not worth the ground he walked on.

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