is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed by plummetting Newsmax stock?

Heartbroken over slow, public break-up with President Musk?

Retaliatory sneak attack by Heard Island penguins?

[SheltieLover]

1. Pulled his head out of pootin's ass & was overcome with fresh air?

Mobbed by angry CEOs whose stocks have tanked?

Ambushed by horrified rethugs who want to be reelected?

Hope springs eternal...

[jmbar2]

2. Not yet, but the crowds awaiting such momentous news appear to be growing rapidly.

[True Dough]

3. Damn, I hope those penguins get their revenge!

[malaise]

4. No but watching and listening to headlines from around the planet

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last night and this morning it is clear that millions are rooting for his demise

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/donald-trump-global-trade-tariff-rates-by-country-breakdown-asia

[William769]

5. Crushed by his Tariffs?

Now that would be fitting.

[surfered]

6. Attacked by penguins, the only inhabitants of that Australian Territory in the South Pacific after Trump imposed..

…a tariff on them.

[Emile]

7. Crushed by a huge block of Wisconsin cheese (pic)

along with Elon Musk while driving the ugliest truck in the world.

[surfered]

14. A twofer. Love it.

[Harker]

18. Maybe a threefer.

[C_U_L8R]

8. Stock market fell down, broke his crown

And that was the end of Trumpty Dumpty.

[mnhtnbb]

15. I just had to quote this one to a friend

Yesterday when we were having lunch, I told her about this thread every day. Couldn't resist texting it to her this morning.

[WestMichRad]

9. Standing atop a scenic bluff

… to announce his “beautiful offer” to purchase Greenland, he and his entire contingent of sycophantic buffoons are swept into the ocean when the glacier collapses.

Dream big, folks!

[niyad]

20. ohhhh, I like it!!!

[twodogsbarking]

10. Listened to RFK,jr and took his advice.

[58Sunliner]

11. Ghost of Ivana shoved him down the stairs?

[vapor2]

28. Good one!

[Oopsie Daisy]

12. Fargo wood chipper?

[vapor2]

29. good one

[IronLionZion]

13. Penguins are our best hope

there's a good reason nobody else has messed with penguins before

[GopherGal]

30. Maybe we need to Remind the Penguins how he looked dressed for dinner with QEII During his First Term

I'd think that would further enflame the always-dapper penguins

Link to tweet

ETA my realization: I may have inadvertently stumbled upon the truth of Dirtbag Don's motivation for the tariff. He's notoriously thin-skinned, so probably not above imposing a tariff in retaliation for the humiliation of so drastically losing a "who wore it better" to a bunch of birds.

[hlthe2b]

16. ...

[Harker]

17. Signed up to star in "Alien Apprentice", so he could fire even more people...

but too late found out the titular aliens were from LV-426?

[niyad]

19. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

A starlink satellite falls on him?

[birdographer]

21. Soul-wise, yes

Bodily organs-wise, not so much. But we are halfway there. Could use some help.

[keroro gunsou]

22. Abe Vigoda?

as of 1/6/2016, yes.

He-who-also-must-not-be-named, not yet.

as much as i wish him ill fortune, my catholic upbringing makes me adhere to the batman school of "no kill." meaning that i do not wish him dead, just having had the shit beaten out of him and in a lot of pain.

[republianmushroom]

23. Not yet ? Damn,

but we are a day closed to that party time.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

24. Thought a lynch mob was adoring MAGA fans

[Blue Owl]

25. Get that death bell knelling already

[Wicked Blue]

26. Devoured by angry polar bears from remote Arctic islands that were hit with tariffs

Unfortunately the bears had to be euthanized after developing severe gastric sepsis.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. One day it will be over

[kskiska]

31. We'll be hearing about a movement to allow him to run while dead,

and it'll likely pass.