Bye, bye Motherfucker

[Aviation Pro]

U.S. stock futures cratered as Not President Motherfucker Krasnov unveiled sweeping tariffs of at least 10% and even higher for some countries, raising the risks of a global trade war that hits the already sputtering U.S. economy.

Futures tied to the Dow Jones Industrial Average lost 828 points, or 1.95%. S&P 500 futures dropped 2.68% while Nasdaq-100 futures lost 3.19%.

[Greg_In_SF]

1. Sounds like

a buying opportunity.

[stopdiggin]

2. not on this site. but enjoy your stay. -(nt)-

[Greg_In_SF]

11. Not on

this site what? Not sure what you're saying.

[Emile]

6. Most people avoid volatility in the market as a buying opportunity.

Increased volatility is often a sign of fear and uncertainty among investors.

[uponit7771]

3. There'll be a short squeeze later today, these guys are assholes

[mobeau69]

4. He could cause one but he's way to psycho to do it.

A huge mutherfucking lie is the only off-ramp I see for a complete psycho.

[kkmarie]

5. I'm not looking foward to it

Nor do I have the money to get through this without feeling pain. But his base needs to feel something. Just last week as I was trying to explain my fear to a maga, what was probably going happen to the economy. And my fear of what was going to happen to my social security and Medicare. The maga told me "don't worry this is going to be the best economy ever". Maga truly believe this. They now believe that the pain higher prices will eventually make them better off.

[mnhtnbb]

7. DOW Futures down 1000 points now

I agree. Cratering the economy with its resulting negative impact on the business culture of this country is probably his ticket to Hell.

[mnhtnbb]

10. At 7 am now down 1200 points.

[perdita9]

8. Evil always sows the seeds of its own destruction

But not before it does a whole lot of damage

[BoRaGard]

9. "On the bright side, won't impact my Gourmet Golf getaways." - King Krasnov (R-Felon)

"As long as the sucker taxpayers keep footing the bill, me and my GOP billionaire bros will keep lapping up the gravy." - Krasnov